Random Thoughts

My good friend Anna forwarded me an email on random thoughts and I couldn't help but post a few. I hope you find them as entertaining (and true) as we did! Happy Monday :)

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it
wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to
fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
finish a text.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red
Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to
go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a
problem....

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I
did not make any changes to.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.